Patrick Sauer

Patrick Sauer

Writer of stuff. Just ask.

Originally from Billings Montana, Patrick Sauer is a freelance writer based in Brooklyn. patrickjsauer@mac.com @pjsauer

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I Was Shot And Raped By An FSU Player. I Still Cheer For The ...

I Was Shot And Raped By An FSU Player. I Still Chee...

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The Wonders And Weirdness Of ESPN In 3D

The Wonders And Weirdness Of ESPN In 3D

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Phil Mickelson Ruined Mike Lupica's U.S. Open

Many in sports media have seen New York Daily News writer Mike Lupica's arrogant-little-sonuvabitch-side firsthand, but never has there been a Lupica story that encapsulates the tiny prick's hubris than the one Patrick Sauer witnessed during the U.S.