Patrick Sauer

Patrick Sauer

Brooklyn, New York
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Writer of stuff. Just ask.

Originally from Billings Montana, Patrick Sauer is a freelance writer based in Brooklyn. patrickjsauer@mac.com @pjsauer

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The story of the first mass murder in U.S. history - Democratic ...

Howard Unruh killed 13 in a 1949 rampage, why is he forgotten?

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Turning 40 - The Things You Learn | GQ

Booze? Sure.
Advil? Always.

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The Night Danny Heater Scored 135 Points in a High School ...

And lived to regret it...

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Kobe Bryant's 81-Point Game: An Oral History

Mamba's epic binge as told by folks who saw it...

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The Boilermaker vs. the Gentleman: A look Back at The Last ...

The story of a classic 1900 23-rounder.

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Heather Hardy Doesn't Back Down from Any Fight | VICE Sports

Heather Hardy will kick your ass, she's faced much tougher.

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Peter King's Open Letter to the NFL 'Family' Is Smarmy Nonsense | GQ

Not all "families" are the Waltons, Pete.

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New York Times Staffers Used to Hold Shootouts for Thanksgiving ...

Turkey shoots in the basement of the Times?

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Sarah Vowell Takes a Defibrillator to American History

Lafayette in the Somewhat United States

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Of Mice and Killing Mentally Retarded People

In Texas, the standard for execution is based on Lenny from "Of Mice and Men." Not a joke, and they get the book wrong...

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The Wrestling Album: An Oral History | VICE Sports

The Wrestling Album: An Oral History | VICE Sports

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Hell After the High Waters: Wendell Pierce's Life Post-Katrina

Rebuilding New Orleans, one Waiting for Godot at a time...

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What Would Jesus Think About Football? | VICE Sports

What Would Jesus Think About Football? | VICE Sport...

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The Most Loved/Hated Novel of WWI

For Erich Remarque, all was never quiet on any front...

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An Ode to Mick E. Mouse

One of the Most Badass Bulls to Ever Buck...