Patrick Sauer

Patrick Sauer

Writer of stuff. Just ask.

Originally from Billings Montana, Patrick Sauer is a freelance writer based in Brooklyn. patrickjsauer@mac.com @pjsauer

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GQ

Turning 40 - The Things You Learn | GQ

Booze? Sure.
Advil? Always.

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GQ

Ernie Johnson Talks 'Inside the NBA,' Secret Tattoos, and If That ...

He also reveals he's an "Emerson, Lake, and Palmer guy."

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GQ

Pedro Martinez Has Some Thoughts About Today's Pitchers | GQ

He also really really really loves fish sandwiches.

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Peter King's Open Letter to the NFL 'Family' Is Smarmy Nonsense | GQ

Not all "families" are the Waltons, Pete.